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Ihsou Cristou caire:

O DikaeopliV makroV estin; ponei gar en tou agrou. O de DikaiopliV ouketi kaqizei, alla kalei ton doulon kai: elqe deuro, w doule, kai sullambane! ara argoV ei;

Proelium Gigantos

Since I am bored and don't really feel like plowing ahead through the Aeneid, I present you, my nonexistent reader, with a challenge:

Decide who wins the ultimate battle,

Billy Mays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dvzgLXa-dI

vs.

ShamWOW guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714

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